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I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver The Way I Don’t Give A Shit Fuck Or Damn Shirt

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$17.95

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Size Chart

  1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
 
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in27 in
M20 in28 in
L22 in29 in
XL24 in30 in
2XL26 in31 in
3XL28 in32 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm69 cm
M51 cm71 cm
L56 cm74 cm
XL61 cm76 cm
2XL66 cm79 cm
3XL71 cm81 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17 in25.5 in
M19 in26 in
L21 in27 in
XL23 in28 in
2XL25 in28.5 in
3XL27 in29 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS15 in18 in
S16 in19 in
M17 in20 in
L18 in21 in
XL19 in22 in
2XL20 in23 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS39 cm46 cm
S40 cm49 cm
M42 cm50 cm
L44 cm52 cm
XL46 cm53 cm
2XL49 cm55 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS16 in21 in
S17 in22 in
M18 in24 in
L19 in25 in
XL20 in27 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS41 cm52 cm
S43 cm56 cm
M46 cm60 cm
L48 cm64 cm
XL51 cm67 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]

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I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver The Way I Don’t Give A Shit Fuck Or Damn Shirt

The I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver The Way I Don’t Give A Shit, Fuck, or Damn Shirt is a humorous that conveys a strong sense of indifference.
“I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver” blends disparate concepts—namely, being “constipated,” being a “virgin,” and embodying a “beaver.” The term “beaver” specifically denotes a beaver that is both restricted and inexperienced in the realm of sexuality. The beaver’s exaggerated facial expression and posture exude an air of indifference, perfectly aligning with the sentiment conveyed by the phrase.
“I Don’t Give A Shit Fuck Or Damn” embodies a bold attitude of indifference and a strong disregard for the opinions of others. The use of terms like “shit,” “fuck,” and “damn” powerfully conveys a sense of confidence in not adhering to societal expectations or typical concerns. This stance asserts that what others think holds no weight.

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Size Chart

  1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
 
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in27 in
M20 in28 in
L22 in29 in
XL24 in30 in
2XL26 in31 in
3XL28 in32 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm69 cm
M51 cm71 cm
L56 cm74 cm
XL61 cm76 cm
2XL66 cm79 cm
3XL71 cm81 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17 in25.5 in
M19 in26 in
L21 in27 in
XL23 in28 in
2XL25 in28.5 in
3XL27 in29 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS15 in18 in
S16 in19 in
M17 in20 in
L18 in21 in
XL19 in22 in
2XL20 in23 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS39 cm46 cm
S40 cm49 cm
M42 cm50 cm
L44 cm52 cm
XL46 cm53 cm
2XL49 cm55 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS16 in21 in
S17 in22 in
M18 in24 in
L19 in25 in
XL20 in27 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS41 cm52 cm
S43 cm56 cm
M46 cm60 cm
L48 cm64 cm
XL51 cm67 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
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