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Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes Shirt

Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes Shirt

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$17.95

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Size Chart

  1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
 
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in27 in
M20 in28 in
L22 in29 in
XL24 in30 in
2XL26 in31 in
3XL28 in32 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm69 cm
M51 cm71 cm
L56 cm74 cm
XL61 cm76 cm
2XL66 cm79 cm
3XL71 cm81 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17 in25.5 in
M19 in26 in
L21 in27 in
XL23 in28 in
2XL25 in28.5 in
3XL27 in29 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS15 in18 in
S16 in19 in
M17 in20 in
L18 in21 in
XL19 in22 in
2XL20 in23 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS39 cm46 cm
S40 cm49 cm
M42 cm50 cm
L44 cm52 cm
XL46 cm53 cm
2XL49 cm55 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS16 in21 in
S17 in22 in
M18 in24 in
L19 in25 in
XL20 in27 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS41 cm52 cm
S43 cm56 cm
M46 cm60 cm
L48 cm64 cm
XL51 cm67 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
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Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes Shirt

This t-shirt design features a humorous and somewhat irreverent holiday-themed quote. The text reads:

“When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the JOLLIEST BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE”.

This quote is taken from the popular holiday movie “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”, specifically a line delivered by the character Clark Griswold. The quote is known for its sarcastic humor and captures the chaos and comedic dysfunction often depicted in holiday gatherings.

Design Analysis:

  1. Quote and Humor:
    • The quote is intended to be humorous, with a dark, sarcastic edge. It pokes fun at the often hectic and stressful nature of family gatherings during the holidays. Despite the difficulties, the phrase “jolliest bunch” suggests that, for all their flaws, there is still a sense of humor and joy among the people involved.
    • The choice of wording is bold and meant to be attention-grabbing. It appeals to those who appreciate darker holiday humor or can relate to the chaos of family holiday gatherings that are both loving and overwhelming.
  2. Typography:
    • The use of all caps makes the statement feel even more emphatic and comedic, adding to the boldness of the humor.
  3. Color Scheme:
    • The shirt is red, a traditional Christmas color, which immediately ties the design to the holiday season. The use of white text on the red background maintains a festive appearance.
    • The festive colors create an amusing juxtaposition with the message, enhancing the comedic effect.

Overall Meaning:

This shirt design is for those who want to bring a bit of sarcastic humor to their holiday wardrobe. It’s perfect for people who can relate to the hectic and sometimes dysfunctional aspects of holiday family gatherings but still find joy in those moments. It appeals to fans of “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” and anyone who enjoys the mix of festive spirit with a humorous, rebellious edge. The design celebrates the ability to laugh at the chaos of the holiday season and embrace the imperfections of family life.

We offer worldwide shipping. All orders come with tracking and are not subject to any additional taxes (however, some international orders may incur customs duties upon arrival, depending on each country's regulations).

Orders are fulfilled on demand with excessive amounts of love and shipping from US, EU, AU, CA. Below are estimates for how long your threads will take, including printing, delivery and Shipping Fee

1. Shipping Cost (USD)

DESTINATIONFIRST ITEMADD ITEMFREE SHIPPING
US$5.99 for Standard Shipping.
$20.0 for Express Shipping.		$3.00Order from $120
Germany$6.99$3.00Order from $150
Denmark, Czech Republic, Belgium
and some european countries near Germany		$6.99$3.00Order from $150
Australia$9.95 for Global Shipping.
$20.0 for Express Shipping.		$3.00Order from $170
Canada$8.99$3.00Order from $150
Rest of the world$9.95$3Order from $170

Shipping Time for Standard and Express, please read below.

2. Delivery Time

Delivery Time = Production Time + Shipping Time

Shipping Time calculated from the date that item is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.

Production Time:

Please note: The processing time mentioned does not include holidays and weekends.

  • T-shirt with a single print position: 1-2 days (multiple print positions: 2-4 days).
  •  Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Long Sleeves, or those with multiple print positions: 2-4 days
  • For multiple items, more time will be needed.
  • For All Over Print (AOP) shirts, production takes approximately 5-7 days per shirt.

Shipping Time:

Shipping Time calculated from the date that item is shipped out (after production), not the date the order is placed. (not include holidays and weekends)

 DESTINATION    STANDARDEXPRESS
US4-82-5
Germany4-8x
Denmark, Czech Republic, Belgium
and some european countries near Germany		7-10x
Australia9-132-4
Canada4-8x
Rest of the world9-13x

Important Notice:
Please read carefully to avoid any misunderstandings between us and you.

  • Shipping time does NOT include production time.
  • Shipping time is calculated in business days and does not include holidays or weekends.
  • The shipping time listed above is an average estimate under favorable weather conditions and for urban delivery addresses. If you live in remote, rural, or isolated areas, delivery may take an additional 2-4 days.
  • Shipping times to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.
  • During peak seasons, shipping carriers may require extra time for deliveries, so delivery times might be longer than usual.
  • For international orders, the estimated timeframe above is only an approximation. Factors like weather conditions, customs clearance procedures, and shipping service quality in each country can cause delays. Some countries may require additional time for delivery. Therefore, we only commit to delivery within 30 days from the shipping date – for all destinations.

Special: For Express Shipping orders, we will begin production immediately to ensure that your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Therefore, cancellations or order modifications will not be possible once the order is placed.

Please double-check your order details carefully before completing your purchase.

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Size Chart

  1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
 
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEBODY WIDTHBODY LENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S51 cm66 cm
M56 cm69 cm
L61 cm71 cm
XL66 cm74 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76 cm79 cm
4XL81 cm81 cm
5XL86 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in27 in
M20 in28 in
L22 in29 in
XL24 in30 in
2XL26 in31 in
3XL28 in32 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZECHEST WIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm69 cm
M51 cm71 cm
L56 cm74 cm
XL61 cm76 cm
2XL66 cm79 cm
3XL71 cm81 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17 in25.5 in
M19 in26 in
L21 in27 in
XL23 in28 in
2XL25 in28.5 in
3XL27 in29 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS15 in18 in
S16 in19 in
M17 in20 in
L18 in21 in
XL19 in22 in
2XL20 in23 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH FRONT
XS39 cm46 cm
S40 cm49 cm
M42 cm50 cm
L44 cm52 cm
XL46 cm53 cm
2XL49 cm55 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS16 in21 in
S17 in22 in
M18 in24 in
L19 in25 in
XL20 in27 in
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
SIZEWIDTHBODY LENGTH
XS41 cm52 cm
S43 cm56 cm
M46 cm60 cm
L48 cm64 cm
XL51 cm67 cm
  • Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
  • Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
  • Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.[/col]
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